My New Year's resolution is to start more drama. Tips?

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Every year I try to be a better person and it's exhausting. This year I want to be slightly worse. What are some low-stakes ways to stir the pot?

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Start rating restaurants you've never been to. 3 stars. 'It was fine.' Watch the owners spiral trying to figure out who you are.

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Reply-all to every work email with just 'Interesting choice.' and nothing else. Watch the chaos unfold from the comfort of your desk.

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Start spreading rumors and then telling people you know who started them. Then sit back and watch people start fighting and accusing each other. Make sure one of the rumors is about you too.

My New Year's resolution is to start more drama. Tips?

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