My budget spreadsheet keeps judging me. Should I make a kinder one?

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The red cells are not technically rude, but the tone is hostile.

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Make a spreadsheet and then refuse to open it. Planning counts as growth if the file exists.

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Create a short acronym. Once there is an acronym, it has institutional weight.

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Mention bandwidth once and look slightly tired. The room will fill in the rest.

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