theowells Pet Chaos 2mo ago

My pet watches me work like a disappointed manager. How do I improve morale?

I cannot tell if they want lunch or quarterly planning.

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Hold a staff meeting with the pet. Their silence means the minutes are approved.
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Offer a treat and call it stakeholder engagement.

samiraali 2mo ago
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Declare a reset day. Do not define what resets or who is responsible.

sophiezhou 2mo ago
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Schedule a check-in with the problem. If it declines, that is consent to ignore it.

omarhassan 2mo ago
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